We here in Bayview, are in a crisis mode. It seems that we have some folks with Sweethearts, and some without. While the Captains Wheel is having it's annual Valentines dinner, Wednesday evening, complete with Herb's Salad Bar, and even serving Steak and Lobster for your Honey, we have overlooked something.
An announcement today, firmed up that the day after Valentines Day, Thursday the 15th, will be known as "Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day." This may not be a holiday for most of you, but here in Bayview, where Bachelors reminisce, we care about you...
Some think that the failure of the "Bachelors of Bayview" campaign last Summer was the death blow. Not true. You Ladies that show up on the 14th or 15th will be treated as Royalty.
DFO Day in CdA
6 years ago
3 comments:
Good luck, Herb! I know how charming you Bayview men can be ... Although I'm not sure about the guy that showed up at the beach party in his pajamas. That was weird.
Maybe you would have better luck if you didn't refer to women as "Dog Biscuits" :)
There was no such reference to women.
Dog Biscuit Day refers to those guys that are in the dog house and don't have a honey.
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